They want me to believe I’m oppressed.

They make everything about women; as if men can’t have any kind of negative experience. 

Seriously, for example: say something about men having their children taken away for no good reason, and they’ll turn it into a conversation about women being raped. 

They paint women as victims of everything, even their own choices.

They use past experiences to try to justify modern feminism. Honey please, we don’t live “back in the day”, we live “now in the present.” And “now in the present” feminism is a hateful, worthless, hypocritical, sorry excuse for a “movement.”

They think they can change biology/pick and choose when biology works for them. 

They keep telling me I NEED feminism. No, no I don’t. Stop trying to force me to agree. After all you just want women to have CHOICES right? Well I CHOOSE to disagree, so stfu.
Furthermore, I don’t need nor do I want anything that is fueled by hate, stupidity, and hypocrisy.

They claim they don’t need a man to hold their hand, but they need thousands of other women to lean on.

They have no sense of reality.

Oh God. I hope this person never gets married with that kinda mindset. If she ever does, I already feel sorry for her husband. That marriage should last long. Seriously though,what the hell?

They claim to be for all women and their choices, yet they tell me I’m uneducated, lazy, and worthless because I want to be a housewife/SAHM.

They don’t understand what actual important issues are.

They’re selfish, arrogant pricks who think everyone should focus solely on what they find important.

They say “every woman is a feminist” No. No not every woman is a feminist. Please stop insulting me. You do not speak for me. I’m perfectly capable of doing that myself. 

They don’t want anyone to control them , but they have no problem trying to control others and their preferences/what they do.